Tuesday, October 18, 2005

To err is human, to howl, lupine

Now here's something you probably weren't aware of: contrary to popular belief wolves do not actually have tails, they just hang about in groups so that ones leg looks like anothers tail. In so doing they appear much more menacing.


Now for something totally fucking irritating to me: I may well be made redundant this week guess that'll kick my sorry fat arse for taking the fucking piss out of the penguin breath brigade. Actually it would be a blessing in disguise. Can't wait to get away from them, their cloven hoof running shoes, those split-toed socks and no doubt their
Hello Kitty vibrators that they keep hidden in their latest Louis Vuitton or Gucci handbags.


5 Comments:

At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Nerfern said...

Bummer.

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger The Ferret said...

tell me about it not in the best of spirits at the mo :( but I'll bounce back besides this is all sure to fire my anger.

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger hungbunny said...

Cripes! I believe they're hiring at the Traf...

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger The Ferret said...

How marvellous, I wouldn't need to renew my Oyster card either so fuck off Ken and the cunting Northern Line. I do make a mean dacquari even if I say so myself. Just driven past one of my fave old boozers in Kingston and it is no longer the Newt and Ferret but some wanky hole called The Refectory. For fucksake are somethings not sacred.

 
At 2:31 AM, Blogger Chris said...

The Refectory has now thankfully been taken over, given a complete refit, and is called the Marlborough. Much better.

 

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