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Koala bears are shit

Recently whilst sorting some photos of my late father I found a snap of him with a koala bear taken at the Brisbane Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary. Amazingly enough I never knew that he'd been there when I visited the place almost exactly 20 years later. Anyway it got me thinking about when I had my photo taken with a miserable little shitbag koala at the same place.

I was handed the grumpy little fucker who happened to be named Flora. Well I can tell you first hand that they are boney arsed pellet shitting fake bears. Koalas you aren't bears you are marsupials. You look cuddly but are not.

Their piss concentrates the chemicals in the Eucalyptus leaves. They piss on everything, especially the fool who tries to pick one up. Their piss stinks.

Now these are real bears

posted by The Ferret @ 2:16 PM