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Freddie Flintoff & George Michael's Cousin

Freddie Flintoff is going to lower the tone and release his pissed up version of Jerusalem as a christmas single. Now don't get me wrong here Freddie is a hero to many but for fucksake Freddie don't do it. He's in collaboration with an opera singer, Jon Cristos, who has his hands and voice insured for circa £10m.

I suppose it's marginally better that Freddie gets the coveted #1 christmas spot since strong rumours abound that Coldplay want to do a duet with those cunters The Krankees. That certainly would not be fan fucking dabi dozi.

posted by The Ferret @ 5:45 PM